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01 The Manifesto 01:10
02 Self Suicide 03:46
03 Guns Dont Kill People Rappers 03:37
04 Half Man Half Machine 03:40
05 Roller Disco 03:07
06 Soap Bar 04:11
07 Billy Webbs Lament 00:42
08 Your Mothers Got A Penis 02:30
09 The Maggot 03:04
10 You Knows I Loves You 04:24
11 Leeroy Fashions Lament 00:50
12 21 Ounces 03:14
13 Time to Make A Change 03:47
.. R I P P E R ' S N O T E S ..
According to Goldie Lookin Chain, 1983 was the year of
breakdancing, Thriller and The A-Team. They don't mention
that it was also a boom year for spoof hip-hop, courtesy
of Kenny Everett's Snot Rap and Mel Brooks' The Hitler
Rap. A website devoted to documenting this benighted
genre includes such unlikely MCs as "Weird Al" Yankovic
(It's All About the Pentiums), Roland Rat (Rat Rapping),
Goodfellas' Joe Pesci (Wiseguy) and a Jewish duo called 2
Live Jews (As Kosher as They Wanna Be), who at least made
some effort with the name.
Twenty-one years since Snot Rap, one might think that the
comic potential of white Britons rapping badly had been
exhausted, but no. Goldie Lookin Chain are spoof rappers
from Newport who have names like Mike Balls and Adam
Hussain and rhyme about spliffs and shell suits in thick,
slangy Welsh accents. They convinced Heat magazine they
were working with Charlotte Church on a song called Stick
It in Cider, so they must have something going for them.
Discovered on a website on a slow Wednesday afternoon,
they'd raise a chuckle. Even as comedians they might pull
it off. But they've signed to a major label, played
Glastonbury and Reading, and received ecstatic press
coverage. They should therefore be judged as a proper
band.
Enjoy!
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