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░ ██ ██ Artist: Methadone Abortion Clinic / Biological ██ ██
▓ █░░ ■█ Album: Dildozer II: The Return of the Crappler █■ ░░█
■ █▓▀ █ Year: 2011 █ ▀▓█ ░
█ ▓ Rel. Date: 2015-10-16 ▓ █
▒ ▒ Genre: Death Metal ▒ ▒
█▄ ░ Label: Goatgrind Records ░ ▄█
░ █▄ ░ Source: CD ░ ▄█
░ █▓ Type: Split ▓█ ░
▓ █ Quality: VBR, 44.1kHz, Joint Stereo █ ░ ▓
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█ Methadone Abortion Clinic has been around a while █
█ (at least since the mid-2000's), they originally █
█ started to develop as the embryo of a drum machine █
█ goregrind band; but they've now sickly matured █
█ into a full fledged band, with real drumming and █
█ too fat to legally abort! Vocals sound pretty █
█ hateful, low and pitch-shifted, exploding with █
█ puke, backed up by a grinding rumble of downtuned █
█ guitars, catchy midpaced doublebass and a bunch of █
█ blasting tempos too... You probably know the whole █
█ score! Sound production is pretty massive. The █
█ whole Lou Rusconi comic book imagery gives this █
█ stuff a Rompeprop feel. Besides the title song, █
█ Methadone Abortion Clinic actually seems to have a █
█ nastier and obnoxious streak of offensiveness █
█ running through most of their stuff rather than █
█ just a jokey porn thing. And musically the band █
█ keeps it pretty serious, I can't think of many █
█ more bands from the US playing the Cock and Ball █
█ Torture style of goregrind this effectively right █
█ now. The cd opens with a rather lengthy intro of a █
█ rape scene taken from "Chaos" (Last House on the █
█ Left rip-off), samples are kept to a minimum █
█ afterwards, but there's a couple of unescapable █
█ silly porn samples here and there. Overall alot of █
█ sick, barf-worthy but very enjoyable fun, █
█ definitely some of the most solid goregrind shit █
█ laying around these days... █
█ Biological Monstrosity from Longueuil (Quebec) is █
█ the perfect fit to M.A.C. as another band █
█ perpetrating totally perverse and degenerate █
█ goregrind that most sane people wouldn't want to █
█ touch with a ten-foot pole! I've rarely heard such █
█ a well-balanced split release, both bands are █
█ pretty much equally kick-ass and equally █
█ loathsome, I couldn't pick a favorite between the █
█ two. The music feels really heavy and downtuned █
█ with a thick sound, strictly awesome pitch-shifted █
█ vocals, some really grinding straightforward █
█ powerchord riffing... Ben (also responsible for █
█ the hysterical drum machine porn/grind unit Sperm █
█ Swamp) is one hell of talented grind drummer █
█ too... His style strikes me as very close to some █
█ of Dead Infection's stuff, just super tight, █
█ really bouncy sound and tons of catchy blasts and █
█ double bass pummeling. The artwork is looking █
█ pretty repulsive with a greenish band logo that █
█ kind of looks like a huge pile of moss or █
█ something?! Really digging the crude and totally █
█ old school hand-painted style of the cover too, █
█ refreshing to see something like this in these █
█ days of boring digitally enhanced cover art! The █
█ cd ends with a killer Dysmenorrheic Hemorrhage █
█ cover version, and this stuff sounds just as cool █
█ with real drums, I wouldn't mind seeing the █
█ Biological Monstrosity dudes start a D.H. cover █
█ band! Maybe as a side project? Nothing much else █
█ to say, just a perfectly putrid split! █
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░ 1. Methadone Abortion Clinic - Deflower and 3:16 ░
░ Devour ░
░ 2. Methadone Abortion Clinic - Dildozer 1:08 ░
░ 2...The Return of the Crappler ░
░ 3. Methadone Abortion Clinic - In-Vitro 1:37 ░
░ Fecalization ░
░ 4. Methadone Abortion Clinic - Eye Socket 1:50 ░
░ Sluts ░
░ 5. Methadone Abortion Clinic - Geriatric 1:35 ░
░ Gigolo ░
░ 6. Methadone Abortion Clinic - Rotting in a 1:55 ░
░ Gore-Soaked Melanoma ░
░ 7. Methadone Abortion Clinic - I Shit HIV 1:26 ░
░ 8. Biological Monstrosity - Se Faire Farcir 1:30 ░
░ le Cul par sa Propre Chair ░
░ 9. Biological Monstrosity - Faut Qu'τa Jute 2:21 ░
░ 10. Biological Monstrosity - ObΘsitΘ Morbide 2:52 ░
░ Due a une Surconsommation d'ExcrΘments ░
░ 11. Biological Monstrosity - 2:04 ░
░ Pedogerontophiliac Fantasies ░
░ 12. Biological Monstrosity - J'Te MalmΘne le 0:26 ░
░ MΘat Urinaire ░
░ 13. Biological Monstrosity - Surgical 1:54 ░
░ Intervention to Provoke Extrauterine ░
░ Foetal Calcification ░
░ 14. Biological Monstrosity - Ascaris 1:20 ░
░ Intestinaux ░
░ 15. Biological Monstrosity - 1:17 ░
░ Pseudonecrophilic Strangulation ░
░ 26:31 ░
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