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Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator
@ Gambitious Digital Entertainment
Release date: 12/02/2017 Protection: Steam
Files: 16x10.00MB Language: English
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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for
your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers,
destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? HereÆs its
successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more
variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to
everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if youÆre not
the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge
nudge.
So donÆt let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old
lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a
pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a
retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake
Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on.
ItÆs also the only game that lets you learn whatÆs The Meaning of
Life, and thatÆs scientifically proven!
Game Features:
- LonerÆs Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous
unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
- Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch,
ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
- Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all
over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device
using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
- 5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique
voices, quirky traits and hilarious ôinsult bitsö
- Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal
carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters,
including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, with more additions to follow
soon.
- 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4
different testy situations and dynamic environments
- Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals,
continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative
opponents!
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1. Unzip & Unrar
2. Run Setup.exe for install
3. Have Fun!!!
Ripped: Nothing.
Note: Read "changelog.txt"
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1. Don't forget to add an exception to your antivirus (if required)
2. Block all game executables in your firewall
Support the software developers. If you like this game, BUY IT!
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