Artist.......: Du Blonde
Album........: Lung Bread For Daddy
Label........: Moshi Moshi Records
Genre........: Rock
Catnr........: MOSHICD89
Source.......: CD (LP)
Rip.date.....: 2019-03-08
Str.date.....: 2019-03-08
Quality......: 838kbps/44.1kHz/2 channels
Url..........: http://www.dublonde.co.uk/
track title time
1. Coffee Machine 3:21
2. Take Out Chicken 2:08
3. Peach Meat 4:04
4. Holiday Resort 2:53
5. Baby Talk 3:03
6. Angel 3:01
7. Buddy 2:26
8. Heaven Knows 3:15
9. RBY 3:36
10. Acetone 3:51
11. Days Like These 3:11
12. On The Radio 3:31
Runtime 38:20
Size 229.70
Release Notes:
Beth Jeans Houghton was born in Transylvania to a pack of albino wolves who
raised her on chewing tobacco and stuffed clams. Despite they're hospitality,
love conquers all and she soon eloped to scotch corner with her shiny new
stallion peter Andre.
Beth was his mysterious girl for as long as she could be, but sadly he yearned
for bigger baps. taking the wrong end of his tanned stick she searched up and
down the Parisian market stalls for the biggest loaf's she could find, but alas,
when she returned home, he was gone. He is currently residing somewhere in the
vicinity Jordan's breasts. Beth was gutted......Until one day, she was on a
family holiday with her albino wolves in Buttermere in the Lake District.
During a dispute about the severe lack of chewing tobacco Beth left the yurt and
went for a late night trot around the serene lake. not serene for long though.
She soon heard a splishing and a splashing in the darkest corner of the lake.
She carefully began bare-footing along the waters edge to take a closer look at
the commotion.
As the sun rose golden over the nearest mountains, the waters began to swell and
curdle, and three delightful heads appeared. Seeing three boys rise from the
lake, Beth stared in disbelief as they emerged to show their glorious furry
hind-quarters and scintillating hooves. 'jesus on a bike' she cried as the half
men, half goats trotted gleefully towards her. 'WE ARE YOUR DESTINY!' they cried
and Beth and the three forns embraced in a glorious two footed, six hooved
love-in and vowed to make bestiality cool again and make beautiful music until
their hooves fell off.
And so began the beautiful relationship between Beth Jeans Houghton & The Hooves
Of Destiny....
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