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| Title : Speaking Simulator (Update v1.0.0b) |
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| Publisher : Affable Games Platform : Nintendo Switch |
| Developer : Affable Games Origin : eShop |
| Genre : Simulation Title ID : 010020500E7A6800 |
| Date : April 2020 Format : 11x50MB / NSP |
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| Summary |
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| Talking is hard. |
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| Do you have a vague understanding of human interaction? Well this |
| is the game for you! |
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| Your mission is simple: Infiltrate a world of extremely trusting |
| humans, speak to them, and convince them that you're definitely not |
| a robot. |
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| The disgusting art of human speech is a mystery us. Somehow, just |
| by waving a wet tongue around and stretching your lips a bit, words |
| come out. |
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| Just how does this work? We don't know. But in this simulation you |
| will have to learn quickly if you don't want your face to explode. |
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| Beware: if you make errors, your systems will overload and your AI |
| will be forced to relieve pressure by triggering one of the huge |
| array of facial explosions and mechanical glitches. Sorry, but in |
| this economy we had to cut some corners with your safety features. |
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| As you upgrade your technology, you must learn to smile when |
| something is happy, and frown when something is sad. Eye contact is |
| important too, as humans find it suspicious if you look unceasingly |
| into their eyes with a wide smile as they tell you a tragic story. |
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| Game Features. |
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| Make your way through 10 different social scenarios such as job |
| interviews, eulogies, doctor examinations, and romantic |
| conversations. |
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| Upgrade yourself with the latest in social technology. Learn to |
| smile, raise an eyebrow, and awkwardly glance away from eye |
| contact, just like in real life. |
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| The most realistic gibberish system ever seen in gaming. Play |
| within a dynamic audio system that reacts to tongue and mouth |
| movement. |
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| Replayability: With a huge array of different failure facial |
| explosions, every conversation is hilarious and unique. |
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| Fantastically beautiful tongue graphics. Finely tuned spit |
| particles. |
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| Adaptive soundtrack which changes as you enter different parts of |
| your conversation. |
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| Highly polished dialogue and delightful narrative. |
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| Degrade yourself by partaking in human dancing. |
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| Customize your robot to make it feel like your own. |
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| A surprisingly good portrayal of social anxiety. |
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| Languages: English. |
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| Update Notes: v1.0.0b (v131072). Firmware 9.2.0 and master key 9.1 |
| are required. |
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