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| Title : Just Die Already (Update v1.2.0) |
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| Publisher : Curve Digital Platform : Nintendo Switch |
| Developer : Double Moose Origin : eShop |
| Genre : Adventure / Simulation Title ID : 0100AC600CF0A800 |
| Date : June 2021 Format : 09x50MB / NSP |
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| Summary |
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| How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? |
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| Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by |
| the designers of Goat Simulator. |
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| You are an old retired person in a near future where people aren't |
| having any children. There isn't anyone to pay for pensions due to |
| those ungrateful millennials who prefer playing video games instead |
| of doing actual work. With no one to cover your living costs, you - |
| just like all other old people in this world - have no other choice |
| but to survive on your own. |
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| How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already? |
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| To make things worse, you've just been kicked out of your |
| retirement home, and your only option now is to perform dangerous |
| challenges and explore the world for retirement tickets to qualify |
| for free retirement care. |
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| So with society wishing you dead, isn't it finally time to live a |
| little? |
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| FREE POST-LAUNCH PVP MODES - AVAILABLE NOW. |
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| Give the boomers what they deserve by having them fight for their |
| lives! Compete against your other old friends with this new free |
| Player Versus Player update. |
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| Play in 4 new arenas, customize your game modes and start ripping |
| each other's limbs off. |
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| Brace yourself up to your nipples in your old man pants, this Old |
| Vs Old mayhem competition is ON! |
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| BE OLD, BE BOLD. |
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| You get to be an old person. Angry, fragile, poor and hating the |
| world: the dream you didn't know you had until now. Finally, you |
| have found something in common with your grandparents. |
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| BREAK A LEG... BREAK A NECK. |
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| Discover the joys of being old and made of glass, anything can |
| break you and you can break your everything. |
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| DON'T TRY THIS AT (RETIREMENT) HOME. |
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| Complete dangerous challenges that you will never ever try at home |
| and answer existential questions like: can you launch yourself from |
| a catapult and land on someone? Or, can you survive losing your |
| head, grabbing it and whacking someone with it? |
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| ONE MISSION: RETIRE! |
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| Earn rewards by completing dangerous challenges, your goal? To |
| qualify for a proper retirement home. That makes perfect sense. |
| Word of advice: try and stay in one piece so you can enjoy it in |
| the end... |
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| SANDBOX MULTIPLAYER. |
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| Play alone, or with up to 4 players in online multiplayer. Complete |
| challenges together, or just cause mayhem and rip your friends' |
| limbs off! |
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| BE OLD. TWICE. |
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| You get to be an old person. So good we said it twice. |
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| LIMITLESS INTERACTION. |
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| Pick up and interact with a very wide variety of objects. |
| Everything from giant trouts, trampolines, guns, electrical wiring, |
| and fireworks, just to mention a few. Bazookas, axes, trombones, |
| air horns and jetpacks to mention a few more. Yes they all can be |
| used to hurt and maim. |
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| EMBRACE YOUR INNER BOOMER. |
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| Wreak havoc on the millennial and zoomer population (we forgot |
| Generation X, just like everyone else). NPCs react differently |
| depending on their age - some will laugh and clap at others getting |
| hurt while others will run away in terror. |
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| THE GAME CAN BE AS CRAZY AS YOU. |
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| The city is filled with detailed environments, loaded with secrets |
| and hidden paths, that encourage detailed exploration and quirky |
| experimentation to truly see it all. |
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| OLD. PERSON. |
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| Okay that's the last time we promise. |
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| Languages: English, French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, |
| Japanese, Korean and Chinese. |
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| Update Notes: v1.2.0 (v131072). Firmware 12.0.2 and master key 9.1 |
| are required. |
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| Greets |
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| Abstrakt . Capital . Caravan . Dual Crew Shining . Eurasia |
| Lightforce . Menace . Mode 7 . Nightfall . Oldskool . Paradox |
| Quartex . Quasar . Rising Sun . Squire . Triforce . Venom |
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. SUXXORS - Not the best, still better than the rest! Since 2003. .