Shat-Cuntree-2006-RTB

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116,40 MB

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2006-08-17

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ARTIST: Shat
TITLE: Cuntree
LABEL: Buddyhead
GENRE: Other
BITRATE: 235kbps avg
PLAYTIME: 1h 08m total
RELEASE DATE: 2006-08-05
RIP DATE: 2006-08-17

Track List
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1.  Rock N' Roll Intro               0:51
2.  Vageterian                       1:38
3.  Rob From The Rich and Give To    1:07
    the Whores
4.  Double, Double Chin              1:00
5.  Show Your Tits                   1:56
6.  Shit on Her Tits                 0:49
7.  Flat As A Board                  1:02
8.  Thank God For Pussy              0:09
9.  Any Cunt You Can Fuck I Can      0:57
    Fuck Better
10. Dollar Store                     0:38
11. I Fucked Your Wife               1:13
12. Joanne, Joanne                   1:22
13. Mama's Little Baby Loves         0:52
    Sucking Dicks
14. H2HO                             0:28
15. I Got A Rubber                   0:35
16. Good Morning, Cunt               0:10
17. Chock Full of Cunts              0:13
18. I Am P.C. (Pro-Cunt)             0:30
19. Cuntibiotics                     1:08
20. Jugglin' the Bitches             1:21
21. One Cunt Is Better Than None     0:19
22. Amazon Don Juan                  0:51
23. Fist                             0:47
24. Eating a Girl out Is the Most    1:05
    Brilliant Thing
25. Suck Me Off                      0:22
26. What the Fuck Do You Think       1:07
    Christina Aguilera Is Doing
    Right Now?
27. Gobble, Gobble Goo               2:00
28. Cummin'-N-Goin'                  1:00
29. Ya Gotta Treat Queens Like       0:27
    Whores
30. Stroke of Genius                 1:00
31. Computer Girl                    2:02
32. Hit Dat Shit                     0:18
33. It                               0:49
34. Skull Fuck                       0:28
35. Sleep Bandit                     1:48
36. My Menstrual Art Gallery         1:27
37. Butt Ugly                        0:42
38. No Upper Lip                     1:12
39. Dunk Her Donus                   1:46
40. In Her Asshole                   1:16
41. Cum Back                         0:27
42. She Left Without Sayin' Goodbye  1:04
43. You're A Cunt                    0:27
44. She's Allergic to Cock           0:39
45. Vibrator                         1:48
46. Hermaphrodite                    1:30
47. I Pissed In Your Beer            0:49
48. Caught Pissing in Public         0:47
49. In-N-Out                         0:57
50. Dear, Deer                       1:46
51. Cunt Tea                         0:22
52. Tastes Like Piss                 1:25
53. The Old Leave Behind             1:13
54. Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy         0:36
55. Spit on Her Clit                 0:36
56. Snake in Her Grass               0:41
57. She's A Sex Offender             0:36
58. Pseudo Boobs                     1:05
59. Waiting on Lines                 0:25
60. Free Money                       0:45
61. I Thought Mike Patton Was My     1:52
    Friend
62. Seeing Eye Dog VS Licking Dick   1:11
    Dog
63. Why Do You Hate Clowns?          0:51
64. That Fuckin' Whore Gave You      1:06
    AIDS
65. Why Give Flowers?                1:22
66. Suicide                          0:42
67. At The Bar in Heaven             2:09
68. Give Cunt A Chance               2:20
69. 69                               0:08

Release Notes:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of SHAT, the twisted brain-child of
Mr. Jeff Wood. If one were to actually refrain from listening to this work of
genius, they would only be cheating themselves of what would surely be a life
changing experience. Doubters be damned, believers be saved. SHAT is here to
salvage your soul, as well as the sorry state of modern rock n roll. SHAT is the
natural extension of idiot savant, true rebel icon, and underground porno star
Jeff Wood. SHAT could quite possibly be our generations Bob Dylan, or perhaps
James Taylor with a particular predilection for vernacular references to the
more choice pieces of the female anatomy. Jeff Wood, born a normal human being
in beautiful New Jersey, has lived a storybook life, a tale as intriguing as it
is inspiring TRUE STORY! Several years ago, Jeff Wood, an already budding
musical prodigy was forever transformed into a modern day superhero when a stray
bullet was lodged into his frontal lobe as he stood by innocently and
unknowingly during a gang shootout in Los Angeles. This in fact could have been
the actual and factual true Magic Bullet. Instead of killing Wood, it remained
firmly in place as he lay a bed-ridden victim, and the small shard of mystical
metal began manifesting and awakening previously unknown powers in Jeff Wood. As
he relearned menial day-to-day tasks such as tying his shoes, he found that his
musical gifts had not only remained unaffected, but had taken on a quality of
twisted uber-genius. Gone forever from his once normal brain were trivial
thoughts and worries of the average mind, and replaced with a child-like primal
mind driven by sex, food, and rock n roll music. With the transformation
complete, the world was ready to be saved, and Jeff Wood was the chosen one.
Thus, the true essence of SHAT is the basic nature of life: fucking, feeding,
and rocking like none other. SHAT is here to elevate the quality of todays bland
music scene by writing songs which Wood claims consist of nothing but choruses,
as well as liberal usage of the word cunt. SHAT songs are anthems for the
average working man, and the misfit miscreant in us all. Every day people who
work as laborers and lawn mowers (Woods secret identity being a common
landscaper) can relate to the common themes expressed in such songs as Thank God
For Pussy, Show Your Tits, and of course, Shit On Her Tits. These are just a few
of the key tracks from SHATs sophomore album CUNTREE. CUNTREE is the follow up
to the hugely successful underground classic THE CUNT CHRONICLES. Both of these
landmark releases serve to prove that bullets in the brain quite possibly give
one a supernatural access to musical gifts beyond that of other mortal
musicians. Over the course of listening to these 69 songs in 69 minutes, one
cannot help but be converted into a SHAT believer. The masterwork that is
CUNTREE will undoubtedly inspire legions of struggling musicians to wander the
streets of Compton after dark in hopes of catching a hot lead head wound, and
inheriting a modicum of the superhuman talent displayed in these tracks. Songs
like I Fucked Your Wife and Give Cunt A Chance guarantee to convince the world
that SHAT is the future of rock n roll, Jeff Wood is the musical messiah, and
were all here to be saved whether we are prepared for it or not.

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