a r t i s t : Sounds Of North American Adult Bookstores
t i t l e : Sounds Of North American Adult Bookstores
d a t e : 2006
l a b e l : Bennifer Editions
g e n r e : Noise
r l s. d a t e : Sep/2006
t r a c k s : 09
b i t r a t e : VBRkbps
s i z e : 41,2 MB
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ever get fed up with the name of your band (especially the one
that seems to suggest the female's discard of feces during the
laborious conception of her child)? i mean, after a while
people kind of presume a certain quality of the work based
solely on the name. for example really archaic names (mostly
"initial" bands) like REM or INXS can pretty much guarantee
that theres going to be some expensive shit lying around and
this really deep asshole that writes long-winded letters
signed "prudence" telling people what to do with them. you can
also pretty much assume that if theres a "town" in there (like
boytown or crazytown) theres bound to be some hair-gel going
around, getting all over everybody's hands- trying for the
life of them to seemlessly combine post-STP grunge and
caucasian-afflicted hip-hop into some highly manicured
suburban pap. the only thing you can really do, you figure, is
fabricate a plethora of band names that you rip off from
various comedy records. "now we're a vaguely nymphomaniacal
psych-band!!".
this is the sister-album to gastric female reflex's "nairobi
piece", and appropriately she's a 'beaut! although, i must say
that she similarily inhereted a bad temper and a propensity
for getting her abnormally sized "hormonal-stage" wiskers
stuck in the gears of the tape recorder. she keeps her head
straight on this one, though, promise.
this one comes in roofing material with tits screened on it.
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