Hi guys,
New game from your friends at PROCYON.
Ship Simulator 2006 (Collectors Edition)
Ok this is wicked shit brotha! You can control
huge ships, and move them into harbours! As you
readers know, we are never very postive about the games.
But this time, it's different. This game just rocks.......
when you are homosexual or retarded (or both, if you are
homosexual you are most likely also retarded)!
So we thought, lets try something new. You always see
editors' rating and shit at IGN.COM. Well since our nfos
are more being read then fucking IGN, we introduce the....
PROCYON EDITORS' RATING!
* = Game looks like hell, most likely made by jews or russians.
** = Total crap, looks like Saddam when he got convicted.
*** = OMG WTF !?!?!?! OMGF !)#($ WH4T IS THSI SH!T?!?!
**** = Attempt by the evil Islam to take over the world, do not leech!
***** = Game stricly made for and by homosexuals, retards
and islamists (three synonyms, we know)
The great thing is, it's up to you either to consider ***** as 'best' or just one star!
We think all 'people' (jews/homosexuals/retards/islamists) should be treated equally.
So ehm.... can we blow them all to hell?
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Apply now if you have access to a large amounts of:
jews/homosexuals/retards/islamists
and are willing to kill them for free! (We have access to Game Stores
which are willing to trade dead bodies for games, that's why!)
PROCYON@NORACISM.COM
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Ship Simulator 2006 Collectors Edition PROCYON EDITORS' RATING:
*************** (all combined, TOTAL SHIT)
PROCYON BOTTOM 100:#1
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Notes: This is not a dupe, NOGROUP released the normal version.
Special Edition Contents:
New York Harbour
Exclusive Missions
Video Tutorials
Source: http://www.game.co.uk/ViewProduct.aspx?cat=11337&mid=329769
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