ARTIST: Germans
TITLE: Cape Fear
LABEL: Arena Rock Recording Company
GENRE: Indie
BITRATE: 198kbps avg
PLAYTIME: 0h 32m total
RELEASE DATE: 2007-03-20
RIP DATE: 2007-03-07
Track List
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1. Tiger Vaccum Bottle 4:26
2. No Job 2:37
3. Nature's Mouth 3:35
4. I Am The Teacher 3:58
5. So It's Out! 2:41
6. Franchise 3:52
7. Pogos Abenteuer 2:39
8. M Bison 3:05
9. Brown's 5:17
Release Notes:
It was a most regal and cauldecraffe story that led to the formation of what is
now called ôGermansö. Imagine Snarey, The Sick Prince, looking down from His
throne, framed on the wall of 8 Lippincott. What would He see? A tale of 5 noble
Torontonian vandegards on a quest for His music. Not just any music, but the
most cauldecraffe music around.
Billions Koper founded the quest, and set it in motion by contacting a well
known vandegard by the name of Hunter-Hurst Taheny, who called upon Washington
Foster, who in turn brought forth Livingston Fagan, and the notorious Zucchero
Lappano. Five allies, each with a unique story; five distant paths, converging
in the mists of Princeland.
KoperÆs path yielded many twists and turns of the most boilinÆ variety. After
the ides of his youth, he studied to obtain a degree in Astrophysics and
Mathematics, while supporting himself with a blossoming career as a
sideshow-style contortionist and yo-yo master. His skills earned him an
appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, which led to a performance for
the President of Singapore, and even to a small part in an upcoming movie
starring Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, and Jason Bateman (2007). A promising
career was ahead, but the pull of the quest was too strong. Billions looked upon
his wall, saw the regal glory of The Sick Prince, and knew what he had to do.
TahenyÆs path was much different - more direct, yet somehow more tormullacke as
well. In school, his music teacher thought he was a crack smoker, but really he
was just Irish. His excellent drumming and guitar skills gave him opportunities
in many bands, which in turn have led to an emerging career as a recording
engineer and producer. He is best known for his work as producer of Final
Fantasy, including the Polaris Music Prize winning album ôHe Poos Cloudsö. He
also recently produced the amazing upcoming Ohbijou release, ôSwift Feet for
Troubled Timesö. The day Hunter-Hurst was brought to gaze upon the beauty of the
Sick Prince, Snarey gazed back at him and saw a good man, most worthy of being
His Subject.
Washington Foster, another loyal subject of The Prince, does also owe allegiance
to his mentor, the man known as Wetty. Foster, a former art school student and
world traveller has worked for years in TorontoÆs film industry. He should be
truly proud to know that heÆs now ôLivinÆ on WettyÆs Blockö, as they say.
Livingston Fagan and Zucchero Lappano are born citizens of Princeland, on shores
of the Guelphland. Of course, their loyalty to Snarey is as instinctive as their
need to be free, and to drink, and eat, and laugh. After Zucchero left his job
at The Sports Hall of Fame, they formed their own Guild, Social Arts Club, and
used this to found and perform in many exciting bands, such as WeÆre Marching
On, and Bahai Cassette. Two loyal citizens, gazing towards the throne with
pride! Clearly, these were the vandegards that were needed to complete the New
Royal Guild of the Prince of the Homeland.
And finally, a man so like Snarey in His personal unrest, Sequoia Rozenberg. He
received his true calling when his previous gang ôViking Clubö, provoked a trial
with rival faction ôGermans Clubö, and failed to compete. Sequoia, being the
youngest, was the only man spared. He was handed the Snarey torch to help
destroy his once beloved ôViking Clubö, so that he might begin his new life as a
loyal vandegard of Snarey.
Together, Germans have managed to write and record the most cauldecraffe album
this side of Princeland. It will be called Cape Fear, and will be released by
Arena Rock Recording Co. on February 13th 2007 in Canada, and March 17th 2007 in
the US. The Arena Rock deal was a go when they received a letter of approval
signed by Snarey Himself. Germans recorded Cape Fear in the summer of 2006, and
licensed the album to Arena Rock in June. They will be touring Canada and the
US, in spring 2007.
Glossary of Terms
Cauldecraffe
Billionaire slang meaning æcoolÆ, æhipÆ, or æfashionableÆ.
Vandegard
Someone of a cauldecraffe nature (See cauldecraffe).
Tormullacke
Twisting and complicated.