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RELEASE DATE: 2026-03-31
QUALiTY: 1920x1080 29.970 FPS @ 4.2 Mb/s
(224 kb/s 2ch Dolby Digital)
RUNTiME: 22 Minutes
REL SiZE: 0.7gb / 16Fx50mb
LANGUAGE: English
SUBTiTLES: English
GENRE: Parody / Comedy
URL: https://imdb.com/title/tt0101177/
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Cell Hell
Red gets a bunch of free cell phones and tries to make them work
without signing up for cellular service. Graham Green is featured as
Edgar Montrose presenting his hobby of flattening items on the train
tracks. Red uses arena lights as high beams. Mike, Ed and Dalton have
a Yoga lesson. Red uses tricks to make the Possum van appear to be
peeling rubber. Ed Frid tries to guess the word 'heat' in the Word
Game. Red cautions couples on the use of sarcasm.
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