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▓█▓▓█ Artist.....[ The Consumer Goods ▀████▄█▓
██▓▀ Album......[ Happy Bidet ▀▓██
▄ █▓█ █ Label......[ Grumpy Cloud Records █ █▓█ ▄
█▒█▓█▄▀ Catalog #..[ GCR001 ▀▄█▓█▒█
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▓▓█▓▀ ██ Language...[ English ██ ▀▓█▓▓
▀ ▄████ Rip Date...[ 2007-08-25 ████▄ ▀
▄ ▀ ▓█▓ Store Date.[ 2007-05-00 ▓█▓ ▀ ▄
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▀█▓▀ Quality....[ 170 kbps AVG VBR 44.1/Joint Stereo ▀▓█▀
▄ █▓█▄▓█▓ Url........[ http://www.theconsumergoods.net ▓█▓▄█▓█ ▄
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█▓ 01 Lullabye For Things Breaking 1:32 ▓█
█▓ 02 Rovie Wade 1:52 ▓█
█▓ 03 Happy Bidet (Let The Balled Eagle Soar) 2:23 ▓█
█▓ 04 Gunboat Diplomacy 2:47 ▓█
█▓ 05 The Kiss Army 3:50 ▓█
█▓ 06 Eat A Dick, Cheney 7:15 ▓█
█▓ 07 Looking For Love (While) In(Vading) The 4:48 ▓█
█▓ Muslim World ▓█
█▓ 08 Sun, Oh Sun! 3:11 ▓█
█▓ 09 Buyer Beware Blues 2:31 ▓█
█▓ 10 Mafeking Shithouse 5:11 ▓█
█▓ 11 Plastic Glasses And Click Tracks 3:54 ▓█
█▓ 12 Lebanong Song 3:36 ▓█
█▓ 13 Let's Have Another Round Of Applause For 0:00 ▓█
█▓ The American Empire! ▓█
█▓ 14 And The Final Word Is Yours, Sam Katz 2:43 ▓█
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█░█ GRUMPY CLOUD RECORDS PRESENTS THE CONSUMER GOODS, █░█
█░█ A POLITICAL POP BAND FROM WINNIPEG, CANADA! █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ Tyler Shipley - vocals, guitars, harmonicas, █░█
█░█ accordians, pianos, organs █░█
█░█ Ryan McVeigh - bass, guitars, vocals, production █░█
█░█ Matt McLennan - bass, guitars, vocals █░█
█░█ Ian Jeffrey û guitars, pianos, organs █░█
█░█ Matt Hildebrand - drums, percussion █░█
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█░█ The Consumer Goods are a critical and absurdist █░█
█░█ project committed to creating delicious and █░█
█░█ addictive pop songs undermining everything for █░█
█░█ which contemporary liberal capitalism stands. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ IÆm Tyler Shipley; I write the words and sing █░█
█░█ them. IÆve been in a lot of bands, but this one █░█
█░█ is my favourite. It started a couple of years ago █░█
█░█ when I brought together some of WinnipegÆs finest █░█
█░█ musicians to make my first unapologetically █░█
█░█ political record. That 2006 debut was called Pop █░█
█░█ Goes the Pigdog! and it was a simmering and █░█
█░█ intense expression of outrage at the various ways █░█
█░█ in which our political and economic system █░█
█░█ creates needless human suffering. Heavy stuff, █░█
█░█ admittedly, but the hook was that we did it all █░█
█░█ to the blissful strains of jangling guitars and █░█
█░█ pop melodies. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ Still, all that anger gets exhausting - not to █░█
█░█ mention somewhat self-defeating. This time █░█
█░█ around, we did it a little differently. Instead █░█
█░█ of being polemic and heavy-handed, I wrote songs █░█
█░█ that made my friends laugh and I soon realized █░█
█░█ that political critique works just as well when █░█
█░█ you wrap it up in absurdity. For instance, in the █░█
█░█ song Sun, oh Sun, I imagined a scenario where the █░█
█░█ sun was being labeled a æterroristÆ for shining █░█
█░█ over the Middle East. In Rovie Wade, I lamented █░█
█░█ the repealing of a womanÆs right to control her █░█
█░█ body by picturing George Bush, impregnated by █░█
█░█ Dick Cheney, desperately seeking a coat-hanger █░█
█░█ abortion in a back alley. In that sense, we came █░█
█░█ out a little more Morrissey than Matthew Good, if █░█
█░█ youÆll forgive us the comparison. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ With that, I would like to present our latest █░█
█░█ offering, Happy Bidet. In keeping with the idea █░█
█░█ of making protest music fun, we shuffled the █░█
█░█ lineup a little, bringing in some of my oldest █░█
█░█ and closest friends. The effect has been █░█
█░█ tremendous; IÆm surrounded by a formidable array █░█
█░█ of talent who turned a handful of good ideas into █░█
█░█ a record that ranges from the sublimely beautiful █░█
█░█ to the ridiculously noisy and regularly checks in █░█
█░█ to remind you that youÆre listening to an █░█
█░█ infectious and hooky pop record. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ As you might expect, IÆm very proud of this █░█
█░█ record and I hope you will enjoy listening as █░█
█░█ much as we enjoyed recording. When people ask me █░█
█░█ about my band, I usually tell them that there is █░█
█░█ a fine line between being critical and being █░█
█░█ hypocritical, and the Consumer Goods are about █░█
█░█ walking that line. We know that playing songs for █░█
█░█ our friends in bars is not doing a whole lot to █░█
█░█ change the world, and weÆre not going to posture █░█
█░█ like it is. But there is a chance that getting █░█
█░█ these songs out there might change a few minds, █░█
█░█ and in our other lives as organizers, activists, █░█
█░█ students and teachers, weÆll be pretty thrilled █░█
█░█ to have a few more people standing up for causes █░█
█░█ that are important. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ So go turn on the record and expect something █░█
█░█ cheeky and offensive. But know that itÆs coming █░█
█░█ from people who are very intent on creating a █░█
█░█ better social system and would love to chat with █░█
█░█ you a little more about any of the questions we █░█
█░█ may have raised. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ Sincerely, █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ Tyler Shipley and the Consumer Goods, members of █░█
█░█ the Grumpy Cloud Records collective. █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ █░█
█░█ http://www.theconsumergoods.net █░█
█░█ http://www.myspace.com/theconsumergoods █░█
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