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░░ Rel. date .: Apr-13-2008 ░░
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░░ Artist ....: Cardiacs ░░
░░ Album .....: Signs ░░
░░ Genre .....: Indie ░░
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░░ Label .....: Alphabet Business Concern ░░
░░ Catalog # .: ALPHCD028 ░░
░░ Language ..: English ░░
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░░ Source ....: CDDA ░░
░░ Size ......: 19,2 MB ░░
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░░ Cardiacs - Signs ░░
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░░ http://www.cardiacs.com && ░░
░░ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signs_%28Cardiacs_song%29 ░░
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░░ This is the eleventh single from Cardiacs. ░░
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░░ The title track is from the Guns album, whilst the other tracks are ░░
░░ exclusive to the single. The original mix of Dog Like Sparky is ░░
░░ available on the Sing to God album. ░░
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░░ One day Geoff Shelton buys a real electric guitar, itÆs all painted in ░░
░░ flowers and it is about 1972. Geoff is a boy who lives over the road ░░
░░ from brothers Jim and Tim Smith in Chessington Surrey Englandà so, Jim ░░
░░ is made to buy a bass guitar from the shops so that he and Geoff can ░░
░░ play a blues riff at each other over and over again in the garage. ░░
░░ JimÆs fat little eleven year old brother Tim owns a snare drum and ░░
░░ spoilt the boys fun by drumming along with them with one stick in one ░░
░░ hand on one drum, and in his other hand, his face. Then a cymbal and ░░
░░ stand came. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Then they didnÆt play anymore. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Another time, maybe a year or so lateràGeoff Shelton lends Tim Smith a ░░
░░ æhow to play the guitarÆ long playing record and during one of his ░░
░░ visits teaches him the æGÆ chord. From the record Tim learns how to ░░
░░ play æFrankie and JohnnyÆ. He forces his mum to sing it for him while ░░
░░ he strummed and strummed and strummed and his fingers bled red. He ░░
░░ later hears a section of a record by someone that makes his stomach go ░░
░░ æfunnyÆ and gives him goosebumps. ôSo, music can do this then can it!?ö ░░
░░ he probably realised. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ This made Jim stop playing the bass. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ At secondary school Tim had a friend called Colvin Mayers, they were ░░
░░ friends from the age of five, we join them now aged 14àin the ░░
░░ playground at Fleetwood Secondary school Chessington. Someone fat who ░░
░░ they donÆt know yet bounds up to them all sweaty and in a high pitched ░░
░░ not-broken-yet voice says something like ôI hear you like the ░░
░░ Mahavishnu Orchestra?ö and Colvin Mayers bursts out a shriek of high ░░
░░ pitched laughing. It is Mark Cawthra and he would file his front teeth ░░
░░ with a heavy-duty metalwork file leaving bits of tooth all along it. He ░░
░░ had just been expelled from his other school and nobody ever found out ░░
░░ why. On the other side of the playground is Peter Tagg hanging about ░░
░░ with his older friends, all of these people talked about so far (except ░░
░░ Geoff Shelton) would at one point or another end up playing in ░░
░░ Cardiacs. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ But before all that Cardiacs rubbish, Tim Smith and Mark Cawthra would ░░
░░ play in a group with a mad organist friend called David Philpot. Tim on ░░
░░ bass and Mark on drums. ItÆs about 1975. They would attempt to write ░░
░░ and play stupidly fast and unnecessarily taxing instrumental weird shit ░░
░░ which apparently sounded a bit like that band way back when called ░░
░░ æEggÆ. They never gave their band a name and never did a gig. Dave ░░
░░ Philpot was weird and died a few years later. He had frizzy black hair ░░
░░ and a little frizzy black beard and was the first owner of the mini ░░
░░ Korg synthesiser that Cardiacs inherited and became an integral part of ░░
░░ that early Cardiacs sound. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Mark Cawthra gets kicked out of school again and moves away to York ░░
░░ after living for a short while in a strange hostel in Kingston Surrey ░░
░░ called æThe KaleidoscopeÆ (the place where Cardiacs played their first ░░
░░ ever gig). Tim and him keep in touch sending each other tapes of ░░
░░ themselves doing whatever, for exampleàTimÆs dog æSallyÆ dies and Mark ░░
░░ sends him an unkind song about it. MarkÆs three legged poodle dog ░░
░░ æTingalingÆ dies and Tim sends him an unkind song about thatàetc. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ ItÆs 1976 and Tim and his pal Adrian Borland (who at the time was in a ░░
░░ punk band called æThe OutsidersÆ and later on fronted a band called ░░
░░ æThe SoundÆ) and an amazing rock drummer called Bruce Bizland ░░
░░ (currently drumming for that glam rock band æThe SweetÆ now) make a ░░
░░ band and do about two gigs then stopàthey sounded a bit like the rocky ░░
░░ instrumental bits on that David Bowie album æThe Man Who Sold The ░░
░░ WorldÆ didnÆt they. They never gave their band a name either. And now ░░
░░ itÆs 1977. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Tim Smith thinksà ôPeter Tagg has got a whole drum set and my brother ░░
░░ Jim has got a bass and IÆve borrowed a guitar and JimÆs friend Mick ░░
░░ Pugh has got a shouty voiceö àthen they all go and write and play a ░░
░░ song called æIcky QualmsÆ and then a few more tunes emergeàbit by ░░
░░ bitàusually written ten minutes before each rehearsal timeà ôOops we ░░
░░ got a rehearsal todayàbetter write a songö àor something like that. ░░
░░ Sometimes Peter TaggÆs brother Derek would go along and shriek along to ░░
░░ the songs, but really really shriek, all high pitched, like a woman in ░░
░░ a horror film will shriek. He did it at some early gigs too. ░░
░░ As mentioned earlier, the first Cardiacs gig was in 1977 at a place in ░░
░░ Kingston upon Thames Surrey called the kaleidoscope (a hostel for ░░
░░ misfits and that) Derek shrieked along at that gig along with Colvin ░░
░░ Mayers and Ralph Cade (the Cardiac-ettes) who then officially joined ░░
░░ CardiacsàColvin playing David philpotÆs old synthesiser and Ralph would ░░
░░ just hold a saxophone that he had no idea how to play and ædanceÆ. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Cardiacs had begun. They were called æCardiac ArrestÆ back then. They ░░
░░ didnÆt even know what æCardiac ArrestÆ meant. Contrary to popular ░░
░░ belief they were never called æPhilip Pilf and the filthÆ. Why would ░░
░░ they want to be called that? It is said that Tim formed the band merely ░░
░░ as a revenge to take on his brother Jim for all the unkind things he ░░
░░ would do to him as an infant. It is true. It all backfired for Tim ░░
░░ though. His cruel idea was to form a band playing a kind of unpalatable ░░
░░ æmusicÆ that no one in their right minds would enjoy very much, thus ░░
░░ humiliating his brother and forcing him to look as foolish as possible ░░
░░ on stage. But Jim became popular, as did the band eventually, and at ░░
░░ the concerts JimÆs name was, and still is chanted with joy to this very ░░
░░ day. ôJimàJimàJim..ö It is said that Tim counts the ôJimsö and for each ░░
░░ one a different punishment is brought down upon his brother who ░░
░░ apparently has no idea why this is so. It is also said that Tim ░░
░░ sometimes encourages the chants for obvious reasons, or will not go ░░
░░ back onto the stage for an encore until heÆs almost lost count of the ░░
░░ ôdividendsö as he calls them. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Cardiacs at this time knew that they were in their æinfantÆ stages and ░░
░░ were aware that they were still very inept at playing their ░░
░░ instruments, so it was decided that their uniform, for the time being, ░░
░░ would simply be the Romper Suit. A dashing different colour for each ░░
░░ member of the band. This uniform would be worn until they had earned ░░
░░ their æpop starÆ clothes. Lovely glitter maybe? Smashing solid gold ░░
░░ shoes? Who could possibly know? ░░
░░ Cardiacs made a single called æa bus for a bus on the busÆ in 1979 at ░░
░░ an embryonic æElephant studiosÆ in London. It was released on Tortch ░░
░░ Records. à Oh, and then Mick Pugh left and Tim Smith started singing ░░
░░ because no one else wanted to. ░░
░░ Pete, convinced he was from the planet æMironÆ, left with Ralph in 1979 ░░
░░ and formed a band with PeteÆs brother Derek called æThe TrudyÆ and Mark ░░
░░ Cawthra moved down from York to live with Tim and Jim and took PeterÆs ░░
░░ place on them drumsà SoàThe band now is Tim Smith on guitar and ░░
░░ singing, Jim Smith on Bass, Colvin Mayers on synth, and Mark Cawthra on ░░
░░ drums and itÆs time to do some more recording. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Not far away in a very tiny basement was a recording studio called ░░
░░ æCrowÆ. ôLetÆs go there and record some of our tunesö someone probably ░░
░░ said. This they did. They didnÆt know what they were doing and the ░░
░░ recordings sounded very bad and the band were as happy as Larry. So ░░
░░ happy in fact that they released the recordings on a cassette album ░░
░░ called æThe Obvious IdentityÆ. ItÆs about 1980 now by the way and they ░░
░░ would find any old, or worn out cassette tapes to copy the albums onto ░░
░░ for sale at their few and far between gigs such was the quality ░░
░░ control. ôThe recordings were so shit it wouldnÆt matter if they were ░░
░░ copied onto washing up spongesö someone later said, probably. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Now itÆs about 1981 and for some reason Mark Cawthra was given a sort ░░
░░ of æjobÆ in Crow studios. While the owner was away heÆd break in ░░
░░ through the windows, let Cardiacs in and record them. These recordings ░░
░░ ended up being Cardiacs 2nd Cassette album. This album, it was decided, ░░
░░ would be called æToy WorldÆ, which also sounded rubbish. Cardiacs were ░░
░░ as delighted as can be and loved the recordings. ôEvery time the door ░░
░░ bell went or the phone rang, it would put a massive crackle on the ░░
░░ tapesö. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Mark got fired from Crow after he drilled into the ownerÆs carÆs petrol ░░
░░ cap because it was locked. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Colvin Mayers left Cardiacs to join Adrian BorlandÆs band æThe SoundÆ ░░
░░ just before the Toy World recordings but left behind in his place a ░░
░░ girl called Sarah Cutts who had a saxophone. No one has ever found out ░░
░░ where she actually came from. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Between the years 1982-1984 a few changes happened. Mark Cawthra ░░
░░ swapped playing the drums for getting up front and showing off in front ░░
░░ of some keyboards and singing. Dominic Luckman, who was already a part ░░
░░ of Cardiacs loyal crew at the time, joined playing them drums. Tim Quy, ░░
░░ also a member of the loyal crew, enlisted himself into the band in a ░░
░░ fit of jealousy playing anything he could get his hands on. ░░
░░ Cardiacs slipped out of their dirty romper suits and into something a ░░
░░ bit more grown up. They felt they had earned this after the completion ░░
░░ of their 3rd cassette album æThe SeasideÆ which was also recorded at ░░
░░ `CrowÆ. (Cawthra was forgiven by the owner and allowed back in if he ░░
░░ wore only red shorts however cold the weather might be, and on ░░
░░ condition that Cardiacs actually pay for the recording this time). ░░
░░ ░░
░░ During all this time Cardiacs gradually became uncomfortably aware that ░░
░░ they were being continually watched. But by who? Everything they did ░░
░░ was done with terrible feelings of dread. No one knew why. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ In 1983 William D. Drake was spotted by Tim Smith playing the piano in ░░
░░ a small back room of a public house. William was accompanied by a girl ░░
░░ singing her heart out and playing the trumpet. Her name was Lansi ░░
░░ Lorrens. (She played the trumpet on æThe SeasideÆ). Tim, liking ░░
░░ Williams music, quickly wrote out a tune on a bit of paper and stuck it ░░
░░ in front of William. ôPlay that!ö he probably snapped. After William ░░
░░ had effortlessly played the tune Tim told him that, like it or not, he ░░
░░ was now in Cardiacs! William wasnÆt sure what he meant by this but ░░
░░ found himself in the band anyway. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ àAgain, that feeling of being watchedàThose feelings of dreadàMark ░░
░░ Cawthra mysteriously disappearingàA badly written and vulgar letter ░░
░░ from someone called æTHE CONSULTANTÆ àAn extremely courteous visit from ░░
░░ a small lady called æMiss SwiftÆàCardiacs didnÆt know it then, but ░░
░░ Mercy Alive, were things about to change! ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Mark Cawthra was still missing. Apparently no one really noticed. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ One day the front door flies openà Some boy with a guitar strapped ░░
░░ around him is held by his shirt collar by a very tall and greasy man ░░
░░ shouting ôTHIS BOY WILL DO FOR YOU! à THIS BOY WILL DO FOR YOU!ö and ░░
░░ shaking him like a rag doll. The boy was Graham Simmonds. The tall man ░░
░░ was THE CONSULTANT whoÆd been spying on Cardiacs for some time. Graham ░░
░░ never wanted to be in Cardiacs but he was made to join. THE CONSULTANT ░░
░░ made him. He had no choice. Cardiacs had no choice. It was CardiacsÆ ░░
░░ first meeting with THE CONSULTANT and was so not to be the last. It was ░░
░░ around this time that a girl called Marguerite Johnston was asked to ░░
░░ join the band to make up the other half of a saxophone section with ░░
░░ Sarah and to fill the space that Mark Cawthra had mysteriously left. ░░
░░ (It turned out that THE CONSULTANT had æmisplacedÆ Mark in order to ░░
░░ æintroduceÆ his boy Graham into the band and was furious when ░░
░░ Marguerite joined and made it virtually impossible for her to stay very ░░
░░ long. She went missing in early 1984.) ░░
░░ ░░
░░ For reasons know only to the band, (or not), Cardiacs remained under ░░
░░ the tyranny of THE CONSULTANT and Miss Swift for years to come. They ░░
░░ supplied Cardiacs with new brown clothes. ôShit brown uniformàwhereÆs ░░
░░ my glittery uniform.ö one of the band was heard to timidly mumble under ░░
░░ his rotten breath, but THE CONSULTANT insisted and said the uniforms ░░
░░ were smart and tidy. Make up was introduced to make the band more ░░
░░ attractive. After the make up was applied it was insisted upon that it ░░
░░ must remain on their faces day and night. In time it smudged and ░░
░░ started to smell putrid and the brown uniforms became sweat-ridden and ░░
░░ tatty. They were never washed. ░░
░░ Miss Swift would console Cardiacs whenever she could and give them the ░░
░░ guidance and the words of wisdom they so badly needed. Miss Swift, ░░
░░ although very wise, was also very sensitive, so any vexed questions put ░░
░░ her way would have to be filtered through another unknown source, (an ░░
░░ organisation called THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN). For reasons known ░░
░░ only to him at the time, THE CONSULTANT insisted that AlphabetÆs name ░░
░░ should appear on all Cardiacs releases and insisted that they be ░░
░░ contacted before any decisions, however trivial, were made. It is ░░
░░ thought that it was AlphabetÆs decision to rid the band of Graham ░░
░░ Simmonds without consulting anyone. Not even THE CONSULTANT. But the ░░
░░ more popular theory is Graham walking off into the distance in a sulk ░░
░░ because everyone had forgotten him. No one actually witnessed this. If ░░
░░ Alphabet was anything to do with this action, then it was to be the ░░
░░ first of many liberties to be taken. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Always an invisible entity in the background, THE ALPHABET BUSINESS ░░
░░ CONCERN demanded that THE CONSULTANT and Miss Swift should appear on ░░
░░ the stage with Cardiacs at the end of their shows to celebrate the ░░
░░ closing of another triumphant evening, if they had earned it. This ░░
░░ wasnÆt popular with the band as it marked the end of the show. It was, ░░
░░ back then, the only way to make them stop playing. Miss Swift and THE ░░
░░ CONSULTANT would sometimes have to drag a blubbing Tim Smith off the ░░
░░ stage. It was all getting very ugly. Before long THE ALPHABET BUSINESS ░░
░░ CONCERN took offence to the large white decorative Daisy back drop that ░░
░░ Cardiacs used to perform in front of and insisted that it be replaced ░░
░░ by the Alphabet banner still used to this day. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ At around the end of 1989 THE CONSULTANT and Miss Swift received a ░░
░░ telegram from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN and were not seen again. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Throughout all this time (1984-1989) Cardiacs managed somehow to record ░░
░░ a Mini album called æBig ShipÆ (1986) Do a few TV appearances, ░░
░░ accidentally make a short film called æSeaside TreatsÆ, record an EP ░░
░░ called æThereÆs Too Many Irons In The FireÆ (1987) and record their ░░
░░ first æproperÆ album æA Little Man And A House And The Whole World ░░
░░ WindowÆ (recorded between 1985 and 1987 and released in 1988). ░░
░░ Cardiacs manager Mark Walmesley somehow managed to sort out the ░░
░░ recording of this album. It was recorded at a studio called æThe ░░
░░ WorkhouseÆ in the old Kent road in London. The studio belonged to ░░
░░ Manfred Mann. It is not known how this was paid for. ░░
░░ Mark Walmesley worked in mysterious ways. He was seen spitting in THE ░░
░░ CONSULTANTÆS face in anger on more than one occasion. THE CONSULTANT ░░
░░ was witnessed punching Mark Walmesley square in the face very very ░░
░░ often. It was not a good time. One time Miss Swift was so upset when ░░
░░ Mark spat in her face that she started her period. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Mark was an independent manager who was nothing to do with THE ALPHABET ░░
░░ BUSINESS CONCERN and this obviously didnÆt sit right with THE ░░
░░ CONSULTANT or THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN. Cardiacs have no idea how ░░
░░ he came to end up managing them. TheyÆd never even met him before he ░░
░░ allotted himself to the thankless task and did their best to avoid him ░░
░░ there after. ░░
░░ Mark recruited the bandÆs loyal crew including Big Jon Daniel, who was ░░
░░ to become Cardiacs æDadÆ and Mr. Murder who was to do Cardiacs live ░░
░░ sound and many other skilled people too numerous to mention in this ░░
░░ history. ░░
░░ Between 1988 and 1989 Cardiacs recorded their album æOn Land And In The ░░
░░ SeaÆ at æThe Slaughterhouse studiosÆ in Yorkshire. It was released in ░░
░░ 1989. Mysteriously, both æThe WorkhouseÆ and æThe SlaughterhouseÆ ░░
░░ burned down shortly after Cardiacs had finished there. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Now itÆs 1990. THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN have secured their grip on ░░
░░ Cardiacs. Cardiacs still donÆt really know who THE ALPHABET BUSINESS ░░
░░ CONCERN are. They are somehow fooled into thinking that they, Cardiacs, ░░
░░ are in control of their own doings. But it is clear that they are not. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Little Sarah Smith, formally æCuttsÆ but now æSmithÆà (this was due to ░░
░░ THE CONSULTANT forcing her to marry Tim Smith as a punishment, saying ░░
░░ it was to cover up a sordid story about the pair of them that was ░░
░░ published in a newspaper called æThe Sunday SportÆ)à left Cardiacs to ░░
░░ be a full time Witch and live in the woods with the snails. An album ░░
░░ was recorded in these woods under the name of æThe Sea NymphsÆ. (The ░░
░░ Sea Nymphs were Tim Smith, Sarah Smith and William D Drake whoÆd ░░
░░ recorded another album together in secret some years before under the ░░
░░ name of æMr and Mrs Smith and Mr DrakeÆ). ░░
░░ A Girl called Christian Hayes was brought in to take SarahÆs place, but ░░
░░ instead of turning up with a Saxophone she brought an electric guitar ░░
░░ by mistake so ended up playing that. A Live concert called æAll That ░░
░░ Glitters Is a Mares NestÆ was filmed in a spooky church in Salisbury ░░
░░ that year and it was Little SarahÆs last appearance with Cardiacs. It ░░
░░ was also Tim QuyÆs last appearance. He was very still after the concert ░░
░░ and everybody thought heÆd died. He had broken the nausea rule laid ░░
░░ down by THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN several times that day and so was ░░
░░ disappeared. Today, somewhere, he is alive and well. ░░
░░ Several months later it was realised that Christian Hayes was not a ░░
░░ girl after all. Just a strange looking boy. Upon this discovery he felt ░░
░░ he had to leave Cardiacs and joined æLevitationÆ. A band heÆd formed in ░░
░░ secret with, among others, Terry Bickers who had just left æThe House ░░
░░ of LoveÆ because he was insane. The remainder of Cardiacs, not knowing ░░
░░ what to do, sat and awaited orders from THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN ░░
░░ but no orders came. William D Drake took this opportunity to æjump ░░
░░ shipÆ and went missing without a bagàand soàCardiacs were now just Tim ░░
░░ and Jim Smith and Dominic Luckman. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ They sat and waited for what seemed like an eternity for any ░░
░░ instructions. Finally they came through and Cardiacs were told to write ░░
░░ and record an album in glorious praise of THE ALPHABET BUSINESS ░░
░░ CONCERN. They were told that the album must be called æHeaven Born and ░░
░░ Ever BrightÆ. This they did and their hearts were lifted and filled ░░
░░ with awe and power! They found a guitarist to take ChristianÆs place. ░░
░░ Jon Poole was his name. Being not quite right was his game. Cardiacs ░░
░░ were now a proud four piece. During the æHeaven bornÆ sessions Little ░░
░░ Sarah dropped in and added some Saxophones. William D Drake came and ░░
░░ played his Television Organ (that he accidentally built out of an old ░░
░░ television), and Christian Hayes took time out from his recordings with ░░
░░ Levitation to sing on many of the tracks. All in glorious praise of THE ░░
░░ ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN! Cardiacs finally understood the significance ░░
░░ of all thisà THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN! The caring concern! àor so ░░
░░ they thought. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ The next few years proved to be very strenuous. Ritualistic duties were ░░
░░ laid upon Cardiacs and a gruelling work schedule was forced into place. ░░
░░ Gone were the brown uniforms. Stinking and half decayed, they were ░░
░░ stolen from out of the back of a van. The rotten thieves, obviously ░░
░░ thinking they were stealing a trunk full of equipment, were ░░
░░ disappointed with their swag and so left a note of complaint. Because ░░
░░ of this, a new regime of hygiene was enforced upon Cardiacs, but ░░
░░ enforced to such extremes that, when they werenÆt touring or attending ░░
░░ functions, took up most of the bandÆs time. One morning in 1993 as ░░
░░ Cardiacs sat down to their lumps of food they noticed there was someone ░░
░░ missing. It was Dominic. He was not in his room either. He had run away ░░
░░ for good. In his place sat a stranger, a bemused Bob Leith. He was to ░░
░░ take DominicÆs place on the drums. Cardiacs were refused permission to ░░
░░ record anything for the next five years. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ In early 1995 Cardiacs were finally given the go ahead to record an ░░
░░ album. The time of their chastisement had come to an end. They were ░░
░░ never really sure why they had been so punished, but that time was over ░░
░░ and it was now a time for rejoicing! They recorded their album æSing To ░░
░░ GodÆ at æApollo 8Æ and æSally Birthday HouseÆ studios. So many songs it ░░
░░ had to be a double album. (It was later split into two separate albums ░░
░░ due to a mistake). They also re-released their entire back catalogue ░░
░░ onto super-CD format. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Over the next few years Alphabet gave the impression that they had ░░
░░ æloosened the reignsÆ a little so the band toured a lot and recorded ░░
░░ their next album æGunsÆ which was released in 1999. It was probably a ░░
░░ good time. ░░
░░ It was during these supposedly ægood timesÆ that Tim Smith took unfair ░░
░░ advantage of AlphabetÆs impartiality and went AWOL to write and record ░░
░░ with strangers! He wrote an album with an peculiar bunch heÆd been ░░
░░ taken in by who all lived in a forest or something. The band was called ░░
░░ æSpratleys JapsÆ. It was when Tim boasted that it was one of the best ░░
░░ things heÆd ever worked on, and then released the album on a different ░░
░░ label, that THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN re-tightened their invisible ░░
░░ hold. Another 5-year penalty was enforced. No recording and hardly any ░░
░░ gigs were permitted. Maybe one concert per year? Or two if the bands ░░
░░ behaviour had been exemplary. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ For obvious reasons, any information on the years that passed is a ░░
░░ little difficult to come by. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ However, In 2003 Cardiacs were permitted to record some concerts they ░░
░░ did, but only if the concerts consisted entirely of the songs they ░░
░░ played when the band very first started when they were children. ░░
░░ Whether this was a punitive action taken by THE ALPHABET BUSINESS ░░
░░ CONCERN or not is anyoneÆs guess, but record the concerts they did. ░░
░░ These concerts were to be the first with new guitarist Kavus Torabi. ░░
░░ Alphabet thought it best if Jonny Poole left the band and joined ░░
░░ another band called The Wildhearts, and told Kavus, who had already ░░
░░ been working alongside Cardiacs as a member of their loyal crew for ░░
░░ some years, to take his place. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ The live albums are due for release in 2005 when the curfew is finally ░░
░░ lifted. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Throughout 2004, as the curfew began to relax a little, Cardiacs felt ░░
░░ confident enough to ask some more people on board. They wanted singers ░░
░░ to sing out high notes and sing them out loud, so they invited three of ░░
░░ their associates, Claire Lemmon, Melanie Woods and Sharron Sadington to ░░
░░ do this for them. They wanted their drums to sound bigger and louder so ░░
░░ they invited drummers to hit huge drums. Cathy Harabaras (already a ░░
░░ drummer) and Dawn Staple (a competition winnerà Dawn had won a ░░
░░ competition granted by THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN back in 1994. The ░░
░░ first prize was to have the winnerÆs winning story included on the ░░
░░ Cardiacs album æSing to GodÆ. The second prize was to have to appear ░░
░░ live with Cardiacs as often as THE ALPHABET BUSINESS CONCERN saw fit ░░
░░ whether the lucky winner liked it or not. Dawn was the only person ░░
░░ aware of the competition due to an administration error and so won both ░░
░░ prizes). All the girls now hang out together. They keep themselves to ░░
░░ themselves. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ Anyway, now it is the year 2005. With the curfew abolished, Cardiacs ░░
░░ were officially given authorisation to record another studio album. ░░
░░ ░░
░░ They began the recordings earlier in the year. ░░
░░ ░░
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