Artist : Bj°rn Torske
Title : Kan Jeg Slippe?
Genre : Electronic
Year : 2008
Date : 07/2008
Bitrate : VBR kbps
Tracks : 02
Label : Sex Tags Mania MANIA11
Source : Vinyl
Encoder : Lame 3.97
Length : 31:26 min
Size : 42,7 MB
Tracklist:
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01.kan jeg slippe 16:23
02.vond vane 15:03
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31:26 min
Unarguably, the best way to prepare umu is inside
a hole in the ground.
Go find a nice flat land, preferably your mother in lawÆs
lawn, gather friends, ask them to bring wine. YouÆll need
a well amplified turntable playing mania #11 on a loop.
Cut the grass using a flat shovel, four or six square pieces
of 50 cms, lifting the grass with its roots and some soil,
move aside.
Now you have a clean area of about 1.5 mts square, dig
in it to a depth of about 50 cms (come on, it will make you
sweat profusely but you NEED this shallow grave to feel the
magik of Easter IslandÆs UMU!). Make a ring inside the hole
with some nice river stones, as flat and round as you can
find them, about 20 cms in diameter, and in its center make
a good bonfire, like in comics, some conical formation of
stuff thatÆs gonna burn.
Now on top of the hole, ground level, resting on the sides of
the grave, make a bed with 6 pieces wood (best if they are
two-by-four planks) like a grid, and on top of them, some more
stones (in and out of the hole, two dozens stones all in all).
Now light the bottom fire, the one inside the hole. The idea is
that the wood bed on top of the fire will hold the stones while
they get very hot, then at one point everything will collapse intoRnotes
the hole and you will have a bed of coals and hot stones.
Rearrange the burning mess until youÆre able to remove all the
burnt wood and leave a nice bed of red-hot stones. Now empty
a sack of clams, or mussels, or crab legs, or lobster goddammit!
or all of them, on top of the stones, cover it using a prehistoric plant
with leaves the size of towels (you can use cabbage leaves too).
Add a layer of clean potatoes, fava beans, sweet peas, green
beans (all with skin). Cabbage. Use metal pans for a layer of fish,
chicken, smoked pork, sausage linksà all kinds of deliciousness,
ANYTHING! Cabbage.
Finally, cover with a couple of clean wet cloths. Put the grass back
on it (roots up). Drink and be merry and very careful not to burn
yourself when you undo this pile after one hour.
See? Just like a pressure cooker!
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