ARTIST: Kunt And The Gang
TITLE: I Sucked Off A Bloke
LABEL: Disco Minge
GENRE: Alternative
SOURCE: CDR
BITRATE: 149 kbps avg
PLAYTIME: 9:58
RELEASE DATE: 2009-00-00
RIP DATE: 2009-11-14
Track List
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1. I Sucked Off A Bloke 2:53
2. My Nob Is Bigger Than Your Nob 2:17
3. That's My Erection 2:42
4. Michael Jackson Tribute 2:06
Release Notes:
Kunt and the Gang used to be me and
my cousin Andy Kunt
As I got older my belly started getting
bigger and bigger until one day when I
was 25 I had to have an operation to
remove a lump they found growing
inside me
When they cut the lump out it had teeth
and hair and its own heartbeat. It turned
out I had spent the last 25 years hosting
my parasitic twin. And so Little Kunt was
born 25 years late
I resented Little Kunt at first but mum
and dad made me include him in the band
Andy Kunt soon got fucked off with
Little Kunt's snide comments. He said he
felt like a spare prick, like Craig Logan in
the whole Bros scenario. He left and
moved to the Kuntryside
So now it's just me and Little Kunt.
It's weird, where he spent so much time
inside me it's like he knows what I'm
thinking. And all those times I interfered
with myself he was in there listening...
www.kuntandthegang.co.uk